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BELMONT
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Where technology is not merely built, but unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.
Pushing the boundaries of what should probably be left alone since the year 20XX.
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The Laboratory
A Brief Diatribe

Belmont Labs exists at the intersection of ambition and hubris — the most scientifically productive coordinates known to modern civilization. Here, we do not merely solve problems. We identify problems no one knew they had, create solutions of breathtaking elegance, and occasionally vaporize a test subject or two in the process.
Note: No court has proven that we ever caused any of the problems we corrected.

Our team of dedicated researchers operates under the time-honored tradition of the mad sciences: build first, ask questions during the post-incident review. Each experiment is catalogued, numbered, and subjected to rigorous testing by individuals who are definitely qualified and not just very enthusiastic.

Results are not guaranteed. Side effects may include increased DPS & Gold, mild temporal anomalies, and the inexplicable urge to refer to all software bugs as "just part of the experiment." You're welcome. <3

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Protocol R&D Rigorous development processes applied loosely and with great enthusiasm.
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Containment Advisory All experiments maintained within acceptable boundaries. Mostly.
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The Invention Exchange Regular deployment of new tools and utilities to the outside world at our discretion.
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Observation Deck We watch. We measure. We raise an eyebrow. We nod slowly and say "interesting."
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Current
Experiments

Active research initiatives, deployed for your use at considerable personal risk to the research staff.

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WhoDAT
A comprehensive character data engine for WoW 3.3.5a. Tracks stats, gold, combat, gear, quests, deaths, and the auction house. Logs everything. Judges nothing. Exports it all.
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WhoDASH
A high-velocity identity resolution and display apparatus. The widgets no longer bite, despite what some testers may claim.
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SyncDAT
The sync bridge. Watches your WhoDAT files and uploads them automatically. Downloads dashboard-generated addon files back into your WoW folder. Both directions. No manual steps required. It simply runs.
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Build Utility
The foundry. The forge. The place where all the other experiments are hammered into existence. Handle with care (sometimes it bites.)
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WhoCHAT
A complete replacement for WoW's chat interface. Unified views, dynamic channel tabs, a Glance dashboard for mentions and whispers. Spectacular in concept. Currently leaking memory at a rate the lab finds professionally humbling.
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B.L.I.S.S.
Belmont Labs Interactive Storage System. A full desktop-style file manager that runs in your browser, delivered via Docker. Now with an integrated text editor featuring live syntax highlighting for 30+ languages, draggable windows, and snap-assist. Your files. Your server. Our aesthetic. The lab remains unreasonably proud of itself.
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The Grudge
A threat detection apparatus for WoW 3.3.5a. Maintains a persistent list of players who have killed you and alerts you the moment they enter proximity. The list does not forget. Neither do you.
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S.P.A.N.
Stereo-Panel Amplification Nexus. A single Python script that spans YouTube video across multiple screens via mpv and yt-dlp, with a built-in phone remote and QR code. Negative X offsets supported. The lab has a projector wall.
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SaveState
Contact Intelligence System. A self-hosted web application for logging support tickets, managing contacts, tracking known issues, and maintaining a searchable vault — delivered via Docker with a first-run setup experience and three operational modes. The system does not forget.
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C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.
Computerized Acoustic Resonance Interface with Logarithmic Lattice of Notes. A single-file wind chime visualizer with full 3D pendulum physics, procedural audio synthesis, ten world themes, and settings that remember you. No ads. No accounts. Just wind.
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FitNES
An 8-bit RPG fitness tracker for Android. Log sets, earn XP, level up, and unlock WoW-style Feats of Strength. Features a real-time synthesized NES audio engine and a Poison debuff that actively drains your XP for skipping workouts. Free. No paywalls. We free the 1's and 0's here.
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ekoh
Externally Known Obstruction Heuristics. A comprehensive client-side network diagnostic tool that measures the specific conditions affecting audio streaming quality. Seventeen distinct tests. One composite score. Shareable results. Zero dependencies. The apparatus does not guess. It measures.
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      BELMONT LABS STATUS: ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL  ⋮  EXPERIMENT 09 MILESTONE A — SAVESTATE — TICKETS LOGGED — VAULT OPERATIONAL — THE SYSTEM IS WATCHING  ⋮  EXPERIMENT 08 MILESTONE A — S.P.A.N. — STREAM RESOLUTION ACTIVE — PROJECTORS ALIGNED  ⋮  EXPERIMENT 07 MILESTONE A — THE GRUDGE — DETECTION ACTIVE — GRUDGE LIST OPERATIONAL  ⋮  EXPERIMENT 06 MILESTONE B — B.L.I.S.S. TEXT EDITOR INTEGRATED — SYNTAX HIGHLIGHT: 30+ LANGUAGES  ⋮  PERIMETER SECURE — THIRD SECTOR ACKNOWLEDGED  ⋮  CONTAINMENT FIELD: OPTIMAL  ⋮  REMINDER: DO NOT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON. THE OTHER RED BUTTON IS FINE.  ⋮  RESEARCH LOG 77-B FILED AND CROSS-REFERENCED  ⋮  BL-009 SAVESTATE: ACTIVE — THREE OPERATIONAL MODES — AUTH LAYER DEPLOYED — VAULT NOMINAL  ⋮  BL-010 C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.: ACTIVE — PHYSICS NOMINAL — TEN WORLDS LOADED — WIND SPEED: OPTIMAL  ⋮  BL-011 FITNES: ACTIVE — XP SYSTEM ONLINE — POISON DEBUFF ARMED — BOOPS NOMINAL  ⋮  BL-012 ekoh: ACTIVE — 17 DIAGNOSTIC TESTS OPERATIONAL — PASSPHRASE SYSTEM NOMINAL — EXPORT FUNCTIONS ARMED  ⋮  BL-008 S.P.A.N.: ACTIVE — DUAL STREAM RESOLUTION — REMOTE TRANSMITTER ONLINE — PROJECTORS NOMINAL  ⋮  BL-007 THE GRUDGE: ACTIVE — SEVEN DETECTION LAYERS — GRUDGE LIST WATCHING  ⋮  ALL SUBJECT AGREEMENTS COUNTERSIGNED  ⋮  LABORATORY ACCESS REVOKED FOR CONTRACTOR #4  ⋮  NEXT INVENTION EXCHANGE: TBD  ⋮  BOTS RESTARTED BY USER:FRANK  ⋮  BL-006 B.L.I.S.S.: ACTIVE — TEXT EDITOR ONLINE — SYNTAX HIGHLIGHT NOMINAL — YOUR FILES ARE FINE  ⋮