Mission Brief
Experiment 12 emerged from a straightforward grievance: traditional speed tests measure bandwidth,
but they do not measure suitability for streaming. A connection testing at 100 Mbps can
still experience buffering, dropouts, and failures due to jitter, latency variance, CDN accessibility
issues, or packet loss under sustained load. The lab found this gap unacceptable.
ekoh is a comprehensive client-side diagnostic tool that measures the conditions that
actually matter when streaming audio content. Twenty-one distinct tests evaluate
stability, latency, jitter, throughput consistency, DNS resolution, CDN reachability, real-time
protocol support, browser compatibility, and extension interference.
The result is a single composite score (0-100) that reflects actual streaming reliability. Results
are stored with human-readable three-word passphrases that expire in 72 hours. The data is shareable.
The data is exportable. Support teams can collect standardized diagnostics. Network engineers can
benchmark CDN accessibility. The apparatus does not guess. It measures.
v2.0 Implementation Note: Session-based result persistence required substantial architectural
engineering — incremental database writes, concurrency management, payload optimization, and careful
database locking strategies were essential to ensure reliable data capture across all 21 tests. The
final implementation saves individual test results progressively during execution, with a complete
final aggregate save, ensuring no diagnostic data is lost even under high load conditions.
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Research note appended by Chief Science Officer: "We tested ekoh on seventeen different
network configurations. It identified problems in fourteen of them that traditional speed tests
missed entirely. The lab considers this performance acceptable. Barely."
ACCESS ekoh DIAGNOSTIC TOOL
Designation
ekoh v2.0
Experiment No.
BL-012
Status
ACTIVE / STABLE
Type
Network Diagnostic Tool
Tests
21 Distinct Diagnostics
Client Tests
18 (95% of score)
Server Ref Tests
3 (5% of score)
Score Range
0-100 (Composite)
Passphrase Expiry
72 Hours
Hazard Rating
MINIMAL
Observation Log
BL-012-1A
Initial testing complete. Seventeen tests operational. ekoh score algorithm validated.
BL-012-3C
VPN detection heuristics deployed. ASN lookup nominal. Warning banner confirmed functional.
BL-012-7B
Passphrase system tested. Three-word format confirmed. Auto-expiry after 72 hours verified.
BL-012-9D
Multi-cycle testing mode deployed. Variance tracking operational. Standard deviation calculated.
BL-012-14A
Client/server test separation implemented. VPN test recategorized. New client DNS and geographic tests operational.
BL-012-19P
v1.09-P deployed. 16 client tests (95% weight), 3 server reference tests (5% weight). Test focus reforged to measure user connection, not server infrastructure.
BL-012-21U
v1.10 deployed. Added extension/addon detection and UI compatibility tests. Range request test reengineered for local server validation. Enhanced chart tooltips with contextual explanations. 21 total diagnostics operational.
BL-012-2A
v2.0 deployed. Session-based result architecture implemented. Incremental database persistence, encrypted passphrases, concurrent write optimization. Results shareable via three-word passphrase without file export. All 21 diagnostics reliably captured and retrievable.