EXPERIMENT // 01

WhoDAT

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: DATA ENGINE RISK LEVEL: MODERATE
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

WhoDAT is the engine. The foundation. The silent recording apparatus humming beneath your game session, watching everything you do and writing it down with the dispassionate efficiency of a very thorough research assistant who never sleeps. Experiment 01 is the data backbone of the Belmont Labs ecosystem — vast, interconnected, and accumulating evidence at a rate that should probably concern you more than it does.

The core function is deceptively straightforward: track everything your character does, store it in a structured database, and export it cleanly at logout. Money earned and spent. Gear equipped and lost. Combat performance, per-encounter. Quests completed. Deaths suffered, and the precise circumstances thereof. Auction transactions. Guild bank activity. Raid lockouts. WhoDAT records it all with the calm authority of a system that has seen things you couldn't dream of and has a timestamp for every one of them.

Maintenance logs suggest the system has developed what researchers tentatively describe as \"opinions\" about certain data formats. These opinions have, so far, proven correct. We are documenting this.

Appended note: "WhoDAT does not crash. It contemplates. There is a difference, and we'd appreciate you respecting it."
ACCESS WHODAT
Designation WhoDAT
Experiment No. BL-001
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type WoW AddOn / Data Collector
Hazard Rating MODERATE
Containment NOMINAL
Disposition OPINIONATED
Observation Log
BL-001-3B Money time-series initialized. Trend line: declining. As expected.
BL-001-8E Death log updated. Combat DPS recorded. Neither figure is flattering.
BL-001-21A Chunked export complete. WhoDASH receiving data. Operators advised.
EXPERIMENT // 02

WhoDASH

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: DISPLAY APPARATUS RISK LEVEL: LOW
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 02 — henceforth designated WhoDASH — represents the laboratory's first foray into the realm of high-velocity identity resolution and dashboard presentation. It moves quickly. That is, in fact, the point.

The apparatus was designed to answer a deceptively simple question: who is responsible for what? It then renders that answer with the speed and visual clarity that the modern operational environment demands. No dithering. No fog. Just data, surfaced at the moment you need it, in a format your tired eyes can actually parse.

Initial testing revealed a curious phenomenon: operators who had previously spent considerable time hunting for information reported a sudden, unnerving sense of competence. Follow-up studies are ongoing. Side effects appear to be permanent.

Research note appended by Chief Science Officer: "It is fast because we made it fast. That is the whole story. I won't be taking further questions on this."
ACCESS WHODASH
Designation WhoDASH
Experiment No. BL-002
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Dashboard
Hazard Rating MINIMAL
Containment NOMINAL
Observer Outcome INCREASED COMPETENCE
Observation Log
BL-002-7A Velocity targets confirmed. Exceeding baseline.
BL-002-12C Display rendering optimized. Users no longer squinting.
BL-002-19F Competence side effect confirmed. Documenting.
EXPERIMENT // 03

SyncDAT

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: BIDIRECTIONAL SYNC BRIDGE RISK LEVEL: LOW
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Every engine requires a sync bridge. Experiment 03 — SyncDAT — is that bridge. The two-way conduit through which character data travels up to the dashboard and synchronized addon files travel back down again. It does not ask permission. It does not require reminders. It runs quietly in your system tray and handles both directions without complaint.

Configure it once: set your WoW installation path, enter your API key, and step away. It uploads, it downloads, it backs up, it watches — with the thorough, methodical patience of a researcher who has been told, many times, that data does not move itself.

Early prototype testing involved an incident with an improperly formatted CSV that shall not be discussed in detail. The resulting system improvements were considerable. The resulting facial expression of the lead researcher was, according to contemporaneous accounts, "transcendent."

Formal note appended: "SyncDAT will move your data. Whether it approves of the volume is a different matter entirely."
ACCESS SYNCDAT
Designation SyncDAT
Experiment No. BL-003
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Bidirectional Sync Bridge
Hazard Rating LOW
Tolerance STRICT
Throughput HIGH
Observation Log
BL-003-1A CSV incident. System hardened. Moving on.
BL-003-9D Validation protocols expanded to cover edge cases.
BL-003-14G Throughput test complete. Numbers satisfactory.
BL-003-31V Download sync added. Both directions now operational.
EXPERIMENT // 04

Belmont Labs Build Utility

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: FABRICATION SYSTEM RISK LEVEL: HANDLE WITH CARE
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

If the other experiments are the what, the Build Utility is the how. Experiment 04 is the foundry. The forge. The crackling, humming, occasionally ominous machine room from which all other Belmont Labs experiments emerge, blinking, into the world.

The Belmont Labs Build Utility standardizes, automates, and coordinates the construction of the lab's software inventory. It is the thing that builds the things. This sounds straightforward. It is not straightforward. Anyone who has stood at the blast shield and watched a multi-stage build pipeline run from scratch will tell you: there are moments. There are always moments.

The utility currently governs all packaging, compilation, and deployment workflows for the laboratory's active experiments. It knows what everything needs before they know they need it. This is either elegant foresight or something slightly more unsettling. The team is divided on which.

Standing advisory: "The Build Utility is not a tool. It is an environment. Respect the environment. The environment is watching you, too."
ACCESS BUILD UTILITY
Designation Build Utility
Experiment No. BL-004
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Fabrication System
Hazard Rating HANDLE WITH CARE
Awareness ELEVATED
Scope FULL ECOSYSTEM
Observation Log
BL-004-2B Pipeline stage 3 optimized. Build time reduced 40%.
BL-004-11A Utility pre-loaded deps before request. Studying.
BL-004-33C Everything built correctly. No further comment.
EXPERIMENT // 05

WhoCHAT

⚠ UNSTABLE CLASSIFICATION: UI REPLACEMENT / CHAT SYSTEM RISK LEVEL: ELEVATED — MEMORY LEAK CONFIRMED
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 05 began as a perfectly reasonable grievance with the default WoW chat interface and escalated, as all reasonable grievances eventually do, into a complete replacement. WhoCHAT is a custom multi-panel chat system for WoW 3.3.5a that consolidates Whispers, Guild, Officer, Battleground, Party, Raid, Nearby, and dynamic channel tabs into a unified, tab-navigated frame.

The Glance dashboard surfaces your most recent mentions, incoming whispers, and raid warnings in one consolidated view. Dynamic channel detection registers your active channels automatically and creates navigation tabs without requiring manual configuration. The whole system can optionally intercept the Enter key and suppress the default chat frames entirely. It is, on paper, a very good idea.

In practice, WhoCHAT is functional and genuinely useful — up to a point. That point is, regrettably, somewhere between sixty and ninety minutes of continuous gameplay, at which time a persistent memory leak makes its presence aggressively known. A memory manager was developed and deployed. It helps. It does not solve the problem. The source of the leak remains under active investigation. The lab has opinions about where it lives. The lab has been wrong before.

BL-005 Advisory: "WhoCHAT is the most ambitious thing we have shipped that we are also somewhat afraid of. Use /wcstats to monitor memory. Use /wcclean to mitigate. Use /reload to reset. Do not use it in a progression raid without a plan."
ACCESS WHOCHAT
Designation WhoCHAT
Experiment No. BL-005
Status UNSTABLE / DEV
Type WoW Addon — Chat UI
WoW Version 3.3.5a Only
Wrath Classic NOT SUPPORTED
Hazard Rating ELEVATED
Memory LEAKS
Observation Log
BL-005-1A Initial build. Glance view operational. Memory fine. (For now.)
BL-005-4C Channel routing working. Memory situation: no longer fine.
BL-005-9F Memory manager deployed. Leak rate slowed. Root cause: unknown.
BL-005-?? Investigation ongoing. Coffee supply: critical. Morale: complicated.
EXPERIMENT // 06

B.L.I.S.S.

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: INFRASTRUCTURE / FILE MANAGEMENT RISK LEVEL: MINIMAL — SELF-HOSTED
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 06 — the Belmont Labs Interactive Storage System — began as a perfectly reasonable desire to browse files through a browser and escalated, with the velocity the lab has come to accept as its natural operating mode, into a full windowed desktop environment running inside a Docker container. The lab is aware. The lab has made peace with this. And then the lab kept going.

B.L.I.S.S. now presents as a desktop-style file manager in your browser: draggable and resizable windows, snap-assist layout management, a taskbar with buttons for every open window, three view modes, a sidebar with pinnable locations, context menus, keyboard shortcuts, bulk operations, ZIP support, file preview, wallpaper, two themes — and a fully integrated text editor with live syntax highlighting for over 30 languages. All configuration persists server-side. Your files never leave your machine.

The editor opens as a proper window: draggable, resizable, snap-assist compatible, taskbar-buttoned, and correctly layered in the z-index stack. It highlights code as you type using a contenteditable approach that eliminates cursor drift entirely. Deployment remains one command. The experiment is, structurally, as low-friction as an infrastructure apparatus can reasonably be. Functionally, it is now something considerably more.

Appended by Chief Science Officer: "B.L.I.S.S. supports five storage mount points. The lab is aware this will not be sufficient for everyone. The editor, however, will handle whatever you put in front of it. It has been tested under field conditions. The lab is satisfied."
ACCESS B.L.I.S.S.
Designation B.L.I.S.S.
Experiment No. BL-006
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Infrastructure / File Manager
Delivery Docker Container
Hazard Rating MINIMAL
Data Egress NONE — SELF-HOSTED
Observation Log
BL-006-1A File browser operational. Windows drag. Lab satisfied.
BL-006-4C Context menus, bulk ops, ZIP support confirmed functional.
BL-006-8F Wallpaper system deployed. Desktop now feels like home.
BL-006-11B Docker image published. Containment: nominal. Egress: none.
BL-006-14E Text editor integrated. Draggable. Snap-assisted. Syntax highlighted. The lab got carried away.
BL-006-15A Cursor drift eliminated. contenteditable approach confirmed superior. Lab satisfied.
EXPERIMENT // 07

The Grudge

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: THREAT DETECTION / WoW ADDON RISK LEVEL: ELEVATED — PVP ENVIRONMENT
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Certain individuals in Azeroth operate with a pattern: they find you, they kill you, they move on — confident you won't remember them. Experiment 07 exists because that confidence is misplaced. The Grudge maintains a persistent, cross-character kill list and watches for those names across seven detection layers simultaneously. When a match surfaces, an alert fires. Colour, sound, and intensity scale with kill count. The operator is informed. What happens next is outside the experiment's scope.

The visual popup pins to screen while the cursor rests on the target. The settings window offers per-severity sound previews, custom MP3 slots, and a one-click grudge list broadcast to party, raid, guild, or anyone in earshot. The list does not forget. Neither do you.

Chief Science Officer: "The Lab has filed the appropriate disclaimers. The Lab is not worried about the disclaimers."
ACCESS THE GRUDGE
Designation The Grudge
Experiment No. BL-007
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type WoW AddOn / Threat Detection
WoW Version 3.3.5a Only
Wrath Classic NOT SUPPORTED
Ecosystem WhoDASH / SyncDAT
Hazard Rating ELEVATED (PVP)
Observation Log
BL-007-1A Detection layer initialized. First alert fired. Researcher startled.
BL-007-3C Warmane combat log crash resolved. String flags. Of course it was string flags.
BL-007-6E Visual popup operational. Ctrl-drag repositioning. Position persists across sessions.
BL-007-9B Mouseover pin confirmed. Alert holds while target is under cursor. Fade interrupted on re-acquire.
BL-007-12F Settings UI deployed. Sound system live. Custom MP3 slots open. Test buttons functional.
BL-007-14A Grudge list broadcast added. Say, Yell, Party, Raid, Guild, Local Defense all available.
EXPERIMENT // 08

S.P.A.N.

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: AUDIOVISUAL APPARATUS RISK LEVEL: MINIMAL — LOCAL NETWORK ONLY
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 08 was initiated from a garage containing two projectors and a wall. The lab wished to watch YouTube on that wall — specifically, spanned across both projectors as a single continuous image — and discovered that no existing tool addressed this configuration without requiring a degree of manual intervention the lab found professionally unsatisfying. S.P.A.N. is the corrective apparatus. It is a single Python script that resolves YouTube streams through yt-dlp and fires mpv with a geometry argument that covers exactly the display area you specify.

Stream URLs are pre-resolved using yt-dlp twice — video and audio separately — and passed as bare CDN URLs to mpv. This sidesteps the HTTP 403 errors that result from mpv's internal ytdl hook probing DASH fragment manifests. The lab discovered this through observation. The observation was not pleasant but the fix was clean. Negative X and Y display offsets are supported for non-standard monitor configurations. The lab has a non-standard monitor configuration.

Chief Science Officer: "S.P.A.N. has a phone remote. It generates a QR code on launch. You scan it. You send URLs from your couch. The lab is aware this was not strictly part of the original requirement. The lab does not consider this a problem."
ACCESS S.P.A.N.
Designation S.P.A.N.
Experiment No. BL-008
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Desktop App / AV Apparatus
Platform Linux / Fedora / KDE
Delivery Single Python Script
Remote Port 8765
Hazard Rating MINIMAL
Observation Log
BL-008-1A First span achieved. Black bars present. Noted. Logged. Eliminated.
BL-008-3C 30-second freeze traced to subprocess.PIPE deadlock. The pipe has been briefed.
BL-008-5F HTTP 403 eliminated. yt-dlp --print %(url)s confirmed superior to --get-url for DASH content.
BL-008-7B Audio and video URLs resolved separately. itag=140 no longer masquerading as video. Lab satisfied.
BL-008-9D Remote server operational. QR code rendered. Phone transmits URL. Video begins. Lab unreasonably pleased.
BL-008-11A Negative X offset confirmed. Screen 2 on left. Projectors aligned. Geometry nominal.
EXPERIMENT // 09

SaveState

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: CONTACT INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM RISK LEVEL: LOW — SELF-CONTAINED
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 09 began as a support tool and, as many things in this lab, promptly exceeded its original remit. SaveState is a self-hosted contact and support intelligence system — a full-stack web application for logging tickets, tracking contacts, managing known issues, and building a searchable vault of the people and problems your team encounters repeatedly. It runs in Docker. It persists to MySQL. It has opinions about data, and the data has, largely, accepted this.

The interface runs in three modes: Laboratory for methodical data entry, Business for professional deployment, and Arcade for operators who require gamified XP feedback and a level system to remain engaged with their ticketing obligations. The lab acknowledges this is unusual. The lab does not consider it a problem. Multiple visual themes are provided. The glassmorphic aesthetic is non-negotiable.

A first-run setup experience guides the server administrator through network mode selection. Local Network mode allows one-click profile login — frictionless, no passwords. Public Network mode enforces full password authentication on every account. This choice is written to the database. It does not ask twice.

Chief Science Officer: "SaveState does not forget a ticket. It does not misfile a contact. It has never, not once, lost a known issue entry. The lab finds this deeply reassuring and slightly unsettling in equal measure."
ACCESS SAVESTATE
Designation SaveState
Experiment No. BL-009
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Web App / CRM / Support Tool
Delivery Docker / PHP / MySQL
Modes Lab · Business · Arcade
Auth Modes Local Network / Public Network
Hazard Rating LOW
Observation Log
BL-009-1A First ticket logged. Data persisted. MySQL confirmed operational. Researcher satisfied.
BL-009-3C Three-mode interface confirmed functional. Arcade XP system awarding points. Lab slightly concerned by engagement metrics.
BL-009-5F Vault search operational. Fuzzy match returning relevant contacts. The vault does not forget.
BL-009-7B First-run OOBE deployed. Network mode selection persisted to system_settings. Does not prompt again.
BL-009-9D Public Network auth enforced. Password hashing confirmed. Profile list no longer exposed on login. Lab approves.
BL-009-11A Known Issues module cross-referencing tickets in real time. Pattern recognition active. The system is watching.
EXPERIMENT // 10

C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: INTERACTIVE ACOUSTIC PHYSICS SYSTEM RISK LEVEL: NONE — DEEPLY PEACEFUL
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 10 began as an act of self-preservation. The lab needed peace. The lab built peace. C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N. is a single-file interactive wind chime visualizer — seven chimes on full 3D pendulum physics, real-time procedural audio synthesis with ten world-matched synthesis architectures, and ten fully realized visual environments drawn entirely in code. No images. No server. No accounts. It runs offline. It remembers your preferences. It asks nothing of you in return.

Chief Science Officer: "The lab built this to find one lousy second of peace. It has found considerably more than that. The lab finds this unexpectedly moving."
OPEN C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.
Designation C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.
Experiment No. BL-010
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Interactive Visualizer / Audio Synthesizer
Delivery Single HTML File — No Server
Chimes 7 — Full 3D Pendulum Physics
World Themes 10 + Auto Audio
Scales Available 9 Pentatonic (5 Minor / 4 Major)
Persistence Cookie — 1 Year
Hazard Rating NONE — THERAPEUTIC
Observation Log
BL-010-1A First chime collision detected. Tone sounded. Lab unexpectedly moved.
BL-010-2C Depth axis added. Chimes now pass in front of each other. Three dimensions achieved on a flat screen.
BL-010-4F Wind simulation layered. Gusts now ripple left to right. Physically convincing. Lab satisfied.
BL-010-6B Game Boy Tetris theme operational. Per-chime state machine running. Rows clearing. Lab unreasonably pleased.
BL-010-8D All ten audio synthesis architectures confirmed. Drawbar organ. Gamelan ratios. 4-bit quantizer. The chimes have voices.
BL-010-10A Cookie persistence confirmed. Lab closed tab. Lab reopened tab. Settings remembered. Peace restored.
EXPERIMENT // 11

FitNES

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: FITNESS TRACKING APPARATUS RISK LEVEL: MODERATE — POISON DEBUFF ARMED
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 11 began as an act of protest. The Lab wanted a way to schedule micro-workouts throughout the day. The good applications that could accomplish this were, without exception, barricaded behind subscription paywalls that the research staff found personally offensive. We free the 1's and 0's here. This has been policy since before it was written down.

FitNES is a free Android fitness tracker built around a full RPG progression system. Log sets, earn XP, level up, unlock WoW-style Feats of Strength, and monitor your adherence with real progress charts. The gamification layer was initially proposed as a joke. Internal testing confirmed it was more effective than the non-joke version. The chemicals may have accelerated this conclusion.

The audio engine deserves special mention: every boop, ping, and level-up fanfare is synthesized in real time — no MP3 assets, no bloated audio bundles. Pure, procedurally-generated NES-style tones, because the Lab believes the medium and the message should be thematically aligned.

The Poison Debuff: skip a planned workout and a real-time XP drain activates. It does not stop. It does not negotiate. It can only be cured by completing a makeup workout and demonstrating sufficient consistency. The Lab was advised this might be "too punishing." The Lab implemented it anyway. Adherence metrics improved 40%. The Lab is unreasonably smug.
ACCESS FITNES
Designation FitNES
Experiment No. BL-011
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Android App / RPG Fitness Tracker
Platform Android (APK)
Price FREE — NO PAYWALLS
Audio Real-time NES synthesis
Hazard Rating MODERATE — POISON RISK
Observation Log
BL-011-1A First workout logged. XP bar filled partially. Researcher forgot they were supposed to be working.
BL-011-3C Poison debuff deployed to test subject. XP drain confirmed active. Subject completed makeup workout. Drain halted.
BL-011-5F Level-up fanfare played. Synthesized in real time. Researcher made undignified noise. This was logged.
BL-011-7B 24 achievements confirmed locked. "First Blood" available immediately. "Legendary Grinder" considered theoretically achievable.
BL-011-9D Progress chart rendering adherence data. Chart does not lie. Researcher and chart have reached a mutual understanding.
BL-011-11A All systems nominal. XP accumulating. Boops nominal. Poison debuff standing by. Lab unreasonably proud.
EXPERIMENT // 12

ekoh

● ACTIVE CLASSIFICATION: NETWORK DIAGNOSTIC APPARATUS RISK LEVEL: MINIMAL
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Researcher Notes // Field Observations

Experiment 12 emerged from a straightforward grievance: traditional speed tests measure bandwidth, but they do not measure suitability for streaming. A connection testing at 100 Mbps can still experience buffering, dropouts, and failures due to jitter, latency variance, CDN accessibility issues, or packet loss under sustained load. The lab found this gap unacceptable.

ekoh — Externally Known Obstruction Heuristics — is a comprehensive client-side diagnostic tool that measures the conditions that actually matter when streaming audio content. Seventeen distinct tests evaluate stability, latency, jitter, throughput consistency, DNS resolution, CDN reachability, and real-time protocol support. The result is a single composite score (0-100) that reflects actual streaming reliability.

Results are stored with human-readable three-word passphrases that expire in 72 hours. The data is shareable. The data is exportable. Support teams can collect standardized diagnostics. Network engineers can benchmark CDN accessibility. End users can verify VPN impact before filing a complaint. The apparatus does not guess. It measures.

Research note appended by Chief Science Officer: "We tested ekoh on seventeen different network configurations. It identified problems in fourteen of them that traditional speed tests missed entirely. The lab considers this performance acceptable. Barely."
ACCESS ekoh
Designation ekoh
Experiment No. BL-012
Status ACTIVE / STABLE
Type Network Diagnostic Tool
Tests 17 Distinct Diagnostics
Score Range 0-100 (Composite)
Passphrase Expiry 72 Hours
Hazard Rating MINIMAL
Observation Log
BL-012-1A Initial testing complete. Seventeen tests operational. ekoh score algorithm validated.
BL-012-3C VPN detection heuristics deployed. ASN lookup nominal. Warning banner confirmed functional.
BL-012-7B Passphrase system tested. Three-word format confirmed. Auto-expiry after 72 hours verified.
BL-012-9D Multi-cycle testing mode deployed. Variance tracking operational. Standard deviation calculated.
BL-012-11F Export functions confirmed. JSON and CSV formats validated. Import pathway tested.
BL-012-14A All systems nominal. Diagnostic tool deployed to production. The apparatus is watching.
      EXPERIMENT LOG: ALL 10 EXPERIMENTS REPORTING  ⋮  BL-001 WHODAT: CONTEMPLATING  ⋮  BL-002 WHODASH: VELOCITY OPTIMAL  ⋮  BL-003 SYNCDAT: AWAITING INPUT  ⋮  BL-004 BUILD UTILITY: WATCHING  ⋮  BL-005 WHOCHAT: FUNCTIONAL — MEMORY SITUATION: COMPLICATED  ⋮  BL-006 B.L.I.S.S.: ACTIVE — EDITOR ONLINE — SYNTAX HIGHLIGHT: 30+ LANGUAGES — FILES REMAIN ON HOST  ⋮  BL-007 THE GRUDGE: ACTIVE — SEVEN DETECTION LAYERS — GRUDGE LIST WATCHING — THE LIST DOES NOT FORGET  ⋮  BL-008 S.P.A.N.: ACTIVE — DUAL STREAM RESOLUTION — REMOTE TRANSMITTER ONLINE — PROJECTORS NOMINAL  ⋮  BL-009 SAVESTATE: ACTIVE — TICKETS LOGGED — VAULT OPERATIONAL — THE SYSTEM IS WATCHING  ⋮  BL-010 C.A.R.I.L.L.O.N.: ACTIVE — PHYSICS NOMINAL — SEVEN CHIMES RESONATING — WIND SPEED: OPTIMAL — PEACE ACHIEVED  ⋮  BL-011 FITNES: ACTIVE — XP SYSTEM ONLINE — POISON DEBUFF ARMED — BOOPS NOMINAL — ADHERENCE MONITORED  ⋮  BL-012: PENDING — OSHA CASE ACTIVE — EXPERIMENT REQUESTING ERGONOMIC ASSESSMENT — DO NOT APPROACH  ⋮   ⋮  DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH EXPERIMENT 04  ⋮  DR. ERHARDT SENDS HIS REGARDS  ⋮  RETURN PORTAL OPEN — SATELLITE LINK STABLE  ⋮