Belmont Labs exists at the intersection of ambition and hubris — the most
scientifically productive coordinates known to modern civilization. Here, we do not merely solve
problems. We identify problems no one knew they had, create solutions of breathtaking elegance, and
occasionally vaporize a test subject or two in the process.
Note: No court has proven that we ever caused any of the problems we corrected.
Our team of dedicated researchers operates under the time-honored tradition of the mad sciences: build first, ask questions during the post-incident review. Each experiment is catalogued, numbered, and subjected to rigorous testing by individuals who are definitely qualified and not just very enthusiastic.
Results are not guaranteed. Side effects may include increased DPS & Gold, mild temporal anomalies, and the inexplicable urge to refer to all software bugs as "just part of the experiment." You're welcome. <3
Active research initiatives, deployed for your use at considerable personal risk to the research staff.